Say what you will about the looming catastrophe facing the world as the pace of global heating and polar melting accelerates. There is a silver lining.
Look at a map of the US.
The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats—are the American southeast, including the most populated area of Texas, almost all of Florida, most of Louisiana, and half of Alabama and Mississippi, as well as goodly portions of eastern Georgia, South Carolina and North Carolina. While the northeast will also see some coastal flooding, its geography is such that that aside from a few projecting sandbars like Long Island and Cape Cod, the land rises fairly quickly to well above sea level. Sure, Boston, New York and Philadelphia will be threatened, but these are geographically confined areas that could lend themselves to protection by Dutch-style dikes. The West Coast too tends to rise rapidly to well above sea level in most places. Only down in Southern California towards the San Diego area is the ground closer to sea level.
So what we see is that huge swaths of conservative America are set to face a biblical deluge in a few more presidential cycles.
Then there’s the matter of the Midwest, which climate experts say
is likely to face a permanent condition of unprecedented drought,
making the place largely unlivable, and certainly unfarmable. The
agribusinesses and conservative farmers that have been growing corn and
wheat may be able to stretch out this doomsday scenario by deep well
drilling, but west of the Mississippi, the vast Ogallala Aquifer that
has allowed for such irrigation is already being tapped out. It will
not be replaced.
So again, we will see the decline and depopulation of the nation’s
vast midsection—noted for its consistent conservatism. Only in the
northernmost area, around the Great Lakes (which will be not so great
anymore), and along the Canadian border, will there still be enough
rain for farming and continued large population concentrations, but
those regions, like Minnesota, Wisconsin and Illinois, are also more
liberal in their politics.
Finally, in the Southwest, already parched and stiflingly hot, the
rise in energy costs and the soaring temperatures will put an end to
right-wing retirement communities like Phoenix, Tucson and Palm
Springs. Already the Salton Sea is fading away and putting Palm Springs
on notice that the good times are coming to an end. Another right-wing
haven soon to be gone.
So the future political map of America is likely to look as
different as the much shrunken geographical map, with much of the
so-called “red” state region either gone or depopulated.
There is a poetic justice to this of course. It is conservatives
who are giving us the candidates who steadfastly refuse to have the
nation take steps that could slow the pace of climate change, so it is
appropriate that they should bear the brunt of its impact.
The important thing is that we, on the higher ground both actually
and figuratively, need to remember that, when they begin their historic
migration from their doomed regions, we not give them the keys to the
city. They certainly should be offered assistance in their time of
need, but we need to keep a firm grip on our political systems, making
sure that these guilty throngs who allowed the world to go to hell are
gerrymandered into political impotence in their new homes.
There will be much work to be done to help the earth and its
residents—human and non-human—survive this man-made catastrophe, and we
can’t have these future refugee troglodytes, should their personal
disasters still fail to make them recognize reality, mucking things up
again.
It should be considered acceptable, in this stifling new world, to say, “Shut up. We told you this would happen.”
I personally think, as a transplanted Nebraskan, that I get the better end of the deal.. Those conservative farmers he so decries as worthless, get to die quickly, while the rest of intelligent, liberal Americans, minus the farmers you so dislike.. get to starve to death...
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December 27, 2007
Miguel: Give that man a microphone!!!
Being that this would take, by Dave's estimation about 20-years. I look forward to relocating rightwingers into Los Angeles, New York and San Francisco. They would become kinder gentler places and go from blue to red. I love articles by crackpots who did way too much pot in the 60s, stunted their development and maturity and now write for the press. Not content with having ruined their own lives must now preach to the rest of us on how to ruin ours.
Ahh, the "party of tolerance" squealing with glee about the demise of woman and children they disagree with.
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December 27, 2007
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