• You think Iraq attacked the U.S. on 9-11.

• You believe in Manifest Destiny.

• You don’t know what Manifest Destiny is.

• You think the world will come to an end if gay marriage is legalized.

• You think the world is going to come to an end anyway, because the U.S. passed national health care legislation.

• You think business will regulate itself for the benefit of the working man or woman.

• You think President Obama is a Kenyan-born socialist.

• You don’t know the difference between socialism and fascism.

• You believe there is glory in war.

• You oppose both abortion and sex education.

• You oppose family planning initiatives that would prevent abortions, because they support contraception.

• You are shocked when Bible-thumping politicians are caught in their mistresses’ beds.

• You are shocked when right-wing preachers are caught in their boyfriends’ beds.

• You think Sarah Palin is intelligent.

• You are a member of the NRA.

• FOX News is your only source of information.

• You think torturing political prisoners is acceptable for the U.S., but are enraged if the same treatment happens to U.S. soldiers.

• You think global warning is a fantasy created by Al Gore.

• You think Dick Cheney is a true patriot.

• You think George Bush was a great president.

• You think all Muslims are terrorists.

• You believe that the four-times married Rush Limbaugh represents family values.

• You ever offered your doctor a chicken in exchange for medical treatment.