- Regarding the abortion debate, I tend to think that life starts when a child develops irony.
- The hope of the human race is that we will learn to disagree without believing in anything.
- Only brothers could hate each other the way Arabs and Jews do.
- The frugal man in a time of prosperity is as wise as he is despised.
- When I hear someone say “I’ll pray for you,” I know nothing will get done.
- The highest purpose of gun ownership is to shoot back at governments.
- It’s almost a certainty today that to be anti-United States is to be pro-American.
- The Internet and portable phones have made waste efficient.
- The ubiquity of the belief in God is proof only that a lot of people can agree to be wrong.
- Priests and judges both wear black robes and they’ll both fuck your children in the ass when you’re not looking.
- In the United States, echolalia is called debate.
- The wildest law-breaking is usually that done in the name of God and country.
- When I hear the American justice system pronounce a man guilty, I will wager on his innocence.
- I trust governments only when I am certain they are lying.
- The brain-damaging effects of cellphone radiation explains a lot of conversation today.
- The more people congregate in a place, the less one finds to like.
- Why aren’t those who are pro-choice also pro-abortion?
- The United States as currently configured must end if America is to survive.
- Whenever I see a crowd gathered, I know nothing worth watching is happening.
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